If you think EFCC is scary, wait till you meet these Lagos landlords.
Renting in Lagos is not just about affordability — it’s about survival. Here are 5 types of landlords that make you question if your rent came with a side of spiritual warfare. Eyes Of Lagos reports,
1. The Landlord Who Shows Up Every Morning — Like NEPA
They say a landlord is supposed to collect rent and bounce, but this one? He’s your new roommate.
Before the sun rises, he’s already banging on your door:
“Aunty, that your visitor yesterday, is he your brother?”
He’s inspecting clotheslines, peeking through windows, and asking when you’re washing the gutter next. Living under this landlord is like living under surveillance — except NEPA takes more breaks.
2. The One Who Lives in the BQ But Runs the Main House Like Big Brother
You thought renting the main house meant privacy. Wrong.
He lives in the back, but knows who you bring home, how long your light is on, and how loud your TV volume goes.
This landlord is always “just passing” and conveniently forgets he lives on the same compound.
Need a plumber? He’s already “fixed it.”
Want peace? Start fasting.
3. The Landlord Who Wants “Body Rent”
This is not just a horror story — it’s a reality for too many Nigerian women.
The rent agreement is unwritten: “No boyfriend, but me I go come around.”
These landlords turn into predators, promising “discounted rent” in exchange for unspeakable offers.
Predatory landlords are the true definition of fear God o.
4. The One That Collects Two Years’ Rent and Then Disappears Into Thin Air
You paid in full. You even gave agency fees, caution fees, security dog fee, and “legal” fees.
But by month two, you’re chasing your landlord like you’re in a Nollywood action scene.
When the roof starts leaking and there’s no light for days, you call him.
No response.
Last seen: Snapchatting in Dubai.
New bio: “God’s Timing Is Perfect.”
5. The Landlord Who Suddenly Becomes a Prophet After You Pay Rent
One minute he’s negotiating your payment plan.
Next minute, he’s speaking in tongues and asking all tenants to join Mountain of Fire Tuesday vigil.
Don’t flush the toilet at night, or he’ll say your spirit is disturbing the compound.
If your friend visits twice, they’re now “marine spirits.”
Rent becomes tithe, and your room is now a prayer closet.
Conclusion: Pray Before You Pay
Lagos landlords can humble the strongest men.
So before you sign that next rental agreement, ask the real questions:
Does he live here?
Does he believe in boundaries?
Does he have a church registration number?
Because sometimes, the EFCC might just be safer.
(eyesoflagos)