Charlie Sheen recalled the time that he rushed to get liposuction after a working girl joked about his portly build.
In his new memoir The Book of Sheen, the actor recalls a surprising encounter during his time in Toronto while filming the 2000 movie Rated X alongside his brother Emilio Estevez. The siblings played Jim and Artie Mitchell, infamous brothers who built an empire in the adult entertainment industry.
On his final night in the city, the Two and a Half Men star, now 60, decided to break what he calls his “celibacy streak” with the help of what he jokingly describes as the “matchmaking Yellow Pages of Bell Canada.”
According to Sheen, he ordered a “gorgeous brunette” to his hotel room, and the two spent the night together. But the next morning, the actor says he was caught completely off guard when, while enjoying a “post-euphoric cigarette,” the woman suddenly slapped his stomach.
“Whattya say, Fatso — you up for round two?” she allegedly asked.
The offhand remark, Sheen notes, wrecked him.
“Wow. Jeez, lady, you had 10,000 nicknames to choose from and you went with that?” he recalled in the book. “I wanted to blow my brains out. It’s amazing where one word can send a guy.”
Despite the sting, Sheen admits he went ahead with a second round, quipping: “I did my best not to crush her in the process.”
The actor reveals that just a week after returning to Los Angeles, he booked a consultation with what he calls a “lipo doctor.”