Slim Thug Is Big Mad After Meg Thee Stallion Curves Him for Klay Thompson — And His Rant Is Giving… Desperate
Whew, somebody grab Slim Thug a glass of water — he’s clearly parched.
Houston rapper Slim Thug just went on an unhinged 5-minute rant about Meg Thee Stallion, and let’s just say… it’s not giving what he thinks it’s giving. According to Media Take Out, Slim Thug has been relentlessly trying to get Meg’s attention for months — sliding into her DMs, sending flowers, and apparently doing the absolute most. But Meg? She’s unbothered, unbooked, and on yachts with Klay Thompson.
Yes, that Klay Thompson — NBA star, Splash Brother, and reportedly sitting on a $300M fortune. So basically… Slim never stood a chance.
But instead of taking the L quietly, Slim Thug hit “record” and launched into a cringey tirade about how Meg will “regret” curving him and choosing Klay instead. Sir… be serious.
The whole thing gave big “bitter ex who was never actually your man” energy.
On social media, fans are dragging Slim for filth, calling the video “embarrassing,” “desperate,” and “giving midlife crisis.” One commenter wrote, “Slim Thug mad Meg didn’t want him in 2008 or 2024. Let it go, sir.” Another added, “Klay Thompson is tall, fine, rich, AND unproblematic. Be for real.”
To be fair, Meg and Klay do look like they’re living their best lives. The two have been spotted vacationing, hitting up luxury dinners, and looking all kinds of cozy in recent photos. And honestly? We love this era for Meg — rich, healed, and flourishing with a man who knows how to keep things private and peaceful.
Meanwhile, Slim Thug is somewhere filming a monologue about why he thinks she made the “wrong choice.” (Spoiler alert: she didn’t.)
Moral of the story: if she doesn’t text back, don’t go on IG Live to rant about it. Meg’s busy thriving — and Slim Thug just went viral for sounding real pressed.