8 Things Madame Web Actually Did Right

Madame Web, starring Dakota Johnson as Cassie Webb, is going to go down as one of the ultimate punchline films, not unlike Battleship. With weak writing, spotty acting, and an unnecessary table dancing scene just because Sydney Sweeney is on the cast list, it's not Marvel's Golden Hour. It's more shrouded in darkness, blandness, spider-webs… and references to Spider-Man himself. After all, he's a character in the film the whole time, even if he's never on screen.